SleepFlicks.com™
Stream. Snooze. Dream.
The Future of Sleep Entertainment
Welcome to SleepFlicks.com, the world’s most advanced relaxation platform. Our proprietary adaptive media engine delivers personalized nighttime content designed to help your body unwind and your brain completely give up.
Built by neuroscientists, filmmakers, and at least one guy who accidentally fell asleep during a meeting, SleepFlicks.com combines precision data with a touch of magic to optimize your drift into dreamland.
Every detail matters. The sound balance. The light diffusion. The pacing of a scene where literally nothing happens for 47 uninterrupted minutes.
6,500+
hours of mind numbing footage
200+
Free credits for early subscribers
100+
Speakers
8HR
Workshops
You are getting sleepy...
0-100
Enjoyed equally by all ages
8HRs
of REM sleep per session
Technology That Cares Too Much
Our SomniiCore AI™ continuously monitors your micro-yawns, blink intervals, and emotional stability metrics to curate a feed uniquely dull enough for you.
Through a revolutionary approach we call PBE - Precision Boredom Engineering, our system identifies exactly when your attention span begins to erode and doubles down.
You’ll experience gentle storytelling, low-stakes tension, and characters so emotionally unavailable they could pass as furniture.
Yes, we said it. It will bore the absolute hell out of you.
Immersive Non-Engagement
We believe sleep should feel cinematic, even if nothing actually happens.
That’s why our catalog features visually stunning, emotionally sedated originals like:
Watching Paint: The Series
The Cloud That Almost Moved
Conversations With Inanimate Objects
Tax Code Theater Live
Each title is rendered in 8K Ultra Yawn Resolution for an experience that’s scientifically proven to make you wonder if your Wi-Fi froze.
Performance You’ll Never Notice
Our playback system dynamically adjusts to your breathing pattern, softens audio when you sigh, and pauses automatically when you finally give in.
It’s not just streaming. It’s surrender.
Proprietary monotony
Every scene is processed through our proprietary SomniGraph Engine, ensuring perfectly balanced monotony at scale.
Availability
SleepFlicks.com is currently in early access. We are expanding to new regions soon, pending testing and the eventual awakening of our development team.
To receive updates when SleepFlicks.com comes to your area (or to your subconscious), enter your contact information below.
Reality Check...
Now that you’re wondering if any of this was real — it’s not. But the thinking behind it is.
This is what creative branding looks like when it refuses to blend in.
If your company wants storytelling that disarms, entertains, and makes people stop scrolling long enough to say Wait… what did I just read?, that’s where we come in.
We’re Agency 8200. We build brands that make people feel something - sometimes laughter, sometimes curiosity, always connection.
If your business needs bold creative, data-driven strategy, and the kind of marketing that feels alive, let’s talk.
SleepFlicks.com.com is a parody streaming concept created by Agency 8200 for demonstration purposes.
Side effects may include improved branding awareness, laughter, and mild existential clarity.
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